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THE BIG SWITCH
directed by Chris Levitus
directed by Chris Levitus
The music for this is a collage of multiple tracks (listed in order of appearance):
'Fitter Happier'
'A Reminder'
'Radio Friendly Unit Shifter' by Nirvana
'High 5 (Rock the Catskills)' by Beck
'Climbing Up the Walls'
'Palo Alto'
'Computer Rock' by Beck
'Airbag'
'Paranoid Android'
'Devil's Haircut' by Beck
'Kid A'
'Scentless Apprentice' by Nirvana
'Treefingers'
'Strawberry Fields Forever (Take 7 & Edit Piece)' by the Beatles
'Possibly Maybe' by Björk
'Fitter Happier'
'A Reminder'
'Radio Friendly Unit Shifter' by Nirvana
'High 5 (Rock the Catskills)' by Beck
'Climbing Up the Walls'
'Palo Alto'
'Computer Rock' by Beck
'Airbag'
'Paranoid Android'
'Devil's Haircut' by Beck
'Kid A'
'Scentless Apprentice' by Nirvana
'Treefingers'
'Strawberry Fields Forever (Take 7 & Edit Piece)' by the Beatles
'Possibly Maybe' by Björk
bumper music: Yunx - Cordless
The music in this bumper was reversed, looped, and sped up so as to obfuscate it.
This is a continuation of the 'My Showbiz Life' segment from the previous episode. Once again, a transcript appears below:
Darryl: What is your best tip for posing for photographs?
Thom: Keep the same expression for at least 45 minutes. And if they're trying to make you laugh, don't. Cause that's the one they'll use.
Darryl: When were you last papped?
Thom: Packt?
Darryl: Papped.
Thom: Papped.
???: P-a-p-p-e-d. Photographed?
Thom: Oh, papped!
Darryl: Yeah, photographed.
Thom: Oh! What, by the paps?
Darryl: I guess so.
Thom: Ah. When was I last papped?
Darryl: Yes.
Thom: Hmm! The last time I was papped... was uh.. going to the supermarket. I had some French beans.
Darryl: Name a famous person you've snogged.
Thom: Ah...
Darryl: Anything. A kiss on the cheek.
Thom: Oh.. Ah...
???: [unintelligible]
Thom: (chuckles) Ahhhh.. I can possibly reveal that information. Robbie Williams!
Darryl: Was it good?
Thom: No.
Darryl: Okay.
Thom: He hadn't shaved. ...Richard Nixon.
Darryl: Name one famous person you know has a crush on you.
Thom: (laughing) Well.. uh.. no, if I think about this carefully it would have to be erm... Have to be uhh...
???: [unintelligble]
Thom: What? What? (chuckles) You can't prompt me, man! Uh.. It w- ha- oh, yes! Madonna! Yeah, and her friend, whatever her name is. With the blonde hair.
Darryl: Uhh, the girl. Yeah.
Thom: Yeah, the girl. You know.
Darryl: When were you last at another celeb's house, and what was it like?
Thom: It was very nice. He had a wonky piano.
Darryl: And who was it?
Thom: Oh, I can't tell you that.
Darryl: Oh. What's the--
Thom: The piano was like this. (leans to his right)
Darryl (off-mic): Leaning to the left a little. Or your right, sorry.
Thom: Right. (leans back)
Darryl: Okay. What's the best present you've ever received from a fellow celeb?
Thom: A f- (laughing) Ahh, I got a purse once, that was- that was excellent. A purse for my loose change.
Darryl: What color was it?
Thom: It was red, and yellow...
Darryl (crosstalk): Sparklies or not- no sparklies?
Thom: ...and pink and green. With fluffy rabbits. [sped up] Six fluffy rabbits.
Darryl: What is the best thing about being a celebrity?
Thom: Getting free petrol.
Darryl: Thank you Thom for this interview, it's been wonderful.
Thom: Thank you so much! Thank you.
Darryl: Have a great day.
Thom: Keep the same expression for at least 45 minutes. And if they're trying to make you laugh, don't. Cause that's the one they'll use.
Darryl: When were you last papped?
Thom: Packt?
Darryl: Papped.
Thom: Papped.
???: P-a-p-p-e-d. Photographed?
Thom: Oh, papped!
Darryl: Yeah, photographed.
Thom: Oh! What, by the paps?
Darryl: I guess so.
Thom: Ah. When was I last papped?
Darryl: Yes.
Thom: Hmm! The last time I was papped... was uh.. going to the supermarket. I had some French beans.
Darryl: Name a famous person you've snogged.
Thom: Ah...
Darryl: Anything. A kiss on the cheek.
Thom: Oh.. Ah...
???: [unintelligible]
Thom: (chuckles) Ahhhh.. I can possibly reveal that information. Robbie Williams!
Darryl: Was it good?
Thom: No.
Darryl: Okay.
Thom: He hadn't shaved. ...Richard Nixon.
Darryl: Name one famous person you know has a crush on you.
Thom: (laughing) Well.. uh.. no, if I think about this carefully it would have to be erm... Have to be uhh...
???: [unintelligble]
Thom: What? What? (chuckles) You can't prompt me, man! Uh.. It w- ha- oh, yes! Madonna! Yeah, and her friend, whatever her name is. With the blonde hair.
Darryl: Uhh, the girl. Yeah.
Thom: Yeah, the girl. You know.
Darryl: When were you last at another celeb's house, and what was it like?
Thom: It was very nice. He had a wonky piano.
Darryl: And who was it?
Thom: Oh, I can't tell you that.
Darryl: Oh. What's the--
Thom: The piano was like this. (leans to his right)
Darryl (off-mic): Leaning to the left a little. Or your right, sorry.
Thom: Right. (leans back)
Darryl: Okay. What's the best present you've ever received from a fellow celeb?
Thom: A f- (laughing) Ahh, I got a purse once, that was- that was excellent. A purse for my loose change.
Darryl: What color was it?
Thom: It was red, and yellow...
Darryl (crosstalk): Sparklies or not- no sparklies?
Thom: ...and pink and green. With fluffy rabbits. [sped up] Six fluffy rabbits.
Darryl: What is the best thing about being a celebrity?
Thom: Getting free petrol.
Darryl: Thank you Thom for this interview, it's been wonderful.
Thom: Thank you so much! Thank you.
Darryl: Have a great day.
The prior segment fades into a video of Ed dressed up as Santa Claus and reading an excerpt from the children's Christmas book 'The Polar Express'. His speech is run through Nigel's delays.
This then cuts to a performance of 'Fog (Again)' from August 7th 2002. This and Ed reading were also featured in the Inside Out Night webcast.
bumper music: a reversed portion of 'The Gloaming'
This interlude is soundtracked by 'Broken Bass Bin', a composition that would later be turned into 'Stuck Together Pieces'. Text appears on screen:
EYES FREEZING IN HELL
BEGGING FOR US
ARE YOU FRESH
WE HAVE NO SELF CONTROL
WHO SHOPPED WHO
DARK DAYS
ALL HAIL TO THE THIEF
This is a short music video for 'Kinetic' directed by Chris Bran.
bumper music: 'A Punchup at a Wedding'
This is the performance of 'Idioteque' from AIR Studios, as shown in a prior webcast.